Growing up in Minnesota, one learns the cruelest month is January. However, Minnesotans operate under a high level of denial and find amusing ways to delude themselves as a way of surviving
the subzero weather.
Minnesotans do not let winter in January dampen their spirits. They
cleverly have adapted to everyday life in the frozen tundra.
Who needs warm weather in January, when the suns rays
are so close to the earth at this time of year!
The hardiness of Minnesotans is well respected by
our fellow Americans.
Don't worry, Minnesota, soon it will be February.
January adds to the allure of Minnesotans. Who knew
this makes us international sex symbols?