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| Reopening during the peak of COVID is good for the economy. |
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| Hoarding toilet paper will assuage your COVID anxiety. |
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| 'God is greater than COVID-19.' (Unfortunately people aren't.) |
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| When injecting disinfectant and basking in ultraviolet light won't do. |
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| Listening to idiots who failed all of their science classes. |
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| Sorry, no, but it will help quarantine be more enjoyable. |
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We don't need no stinking masks when we have love.
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