Thursday, June 1, 2017
The Linguist's Guide to Covfefe
Possible definitions of covfefe:
Covfefe: pejorative presidential slang for intelligent wordsmith fu**#rs.
Covfefe: confused, as in demonstrating the inability to spell properly.
Covfefe: to huddle in amazement at the decline of proper grammar.
Covfefe: a specific form of aphasia indicating cerebral damage to the Broca area of the brain.
Covfefe: a major block in the 5th and 6th chakras.
Covfefe: a neologism expressed in an inexplicable message.
Covfefe: another gaffe Sean Spicer has to explain.
Covfefe: a joke lost on its obtunded subject.
Covfefe: a party celebrating the ability to irritate the snot out of the head of state.
Covfefe: a contrived tweet written by witless, angry, and sleepless egomaniac.
Covfefe: psychobabble for someone losing control.
Covfefe: dysgraphia mainly caused by small hands and an even smaller mind.
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