WE THE GOP PEOPLE OF THE UNITED STATES

 

 WE, THE GOP OF THE UNITED STATES, 

IN ORDER TO FORM A MORE PERFECT RIGHT-WING UNION, 

ESTABLISH JUSTICE FOR THE WELL-MONETIZED,

 INSURE DOMESTIC VIGILANTISM, 

PROVIDE FOR THE COMMON DEFENSE OF WHITE MALE RULE,

 PROMOTE THE GENERAL WELFARE

OF THE UNTAXED WEALTHY, AND 

SECURE THE BLESSINGS OF LIBERTY 

(TO VOLUNTARILY DIE OF A VACCINE-PREVENTABLE DISEASE)

 TO OUR AVARICIOUS SELVES AND FOR 

 CLIMATE-DENYING POSTERITY, DO ORDAIN 

THIS Q-ANON INTERPRETATION OF THE 

CONSTITUTION, FOR THE

 UNITED STATES OF WHITE MALE ELITE AMERICA.