Secretary of Defense Mattis Resigns: Two Bite the Dust in One Week

Wow, President Individual-1 must have set a Guinness World Record for White House departures. 

Dear Secretary Mattis,

        Good luck on your impending retirement. We'll miss your offbeat military wit, strategic plans to eliminate 'everybody', and the lack of follow through with your empty promises (especially when you had the means, motive, and opportunity). BTW: could you take your equally compassionate muse, Kirstjen Nielsen, with you when you exit?