JD Vance Can't Help Channeling HIs Inner Trans

 

Unbelievably, Vance outed himself over Thanksgiving. Does Melania suspect Vance of secretly wanting to take over her role as Trump's pseudo-wife? My guess is that she's relieved not to have to sleep with him anymore or make another turkey.

Revised Version of I Shall Not Despair

Originally published in December 2020:

Fatigued by the constitutional rape,
Of neo-fascists axing our scape,
Anarchy abounds, inducing fear
No, I shall not fall into despair.

Chicanery lording over me,
Sophistry offered as a remedy,
Rolling off their tongues without a care
Still, I will not be led into despair.

From the powerful white old men in justice,
To political liars saying trust us,
Spreading their deceit while reciting the Lord's Prayer,
Nay, I won't be bamboozled into despair.

Muzzling sexual exploitation
With a sparkling explanation,
Pronouncing the rape was a consensual affair
Will make me angry instead of despair.

My body is not their lawless vessel,
For their controlling legislative wrestle,
Denying my bodily freedom with conservative fanfare
Will have me marching but not consumed with despair.

Protecting a dictator's orange lying ways,
Absolving anarchy because you're afraid,
Malfeasance abounds but I bid you beware
I have the power to overcome, and I won't despair.

The scent of Musk has me seething,

For the sanity I used to believe in

Murdering democracy without a care

Resist and fight instead of a despair!

The CABINET OF SEX OFFENDERS, ANIMAL KILLERS, & MISCREANTS

 

Elonia is our new co-president, has built a Mormon-like sister-wives compound in Texas with all his wives, girlfriends, & 11 children, loves to hawk selling his own semen, & is thrilled to be Trump's second 'wife'.

DM Matt if you're under 18 & accept Venmo.

Alleged rapist who pays off his victims, serial pro-family adulterer, hated by veteran's groups, misogynistic military blowhard, and an anti-handwashing conspiratory theorist.

Animal cadaver enthusiast, poster boy for journalist affairs, admitted heroin addict, & easily humiliated by being forced to eat 'poisonous' fast food during a photo op for criticizing Trump's junk food diet.

Linda McMahon: Allegedly rivals Jim Jordon's sexual abuse enabling, unqualified education antagonist, & willing to kick unsuspecting men in the balls.

Kash Patel: SS commander wannabe, rivals Stephen Miller for the Heinrich Himmler man of the year award, & promises to prosecute non-MAGA people who cross President Hitler. 

Kristi Noem: Unapologetic dog executioner, Cory Lewandowski's favorite affair, & Trump's go to for an easy MAGA Barbie woman. 

PUTIN SIGNALS TROUBLE FOR HIS BROMANCE WITH TRUMP

 

'A Russian state television network congratulated Melania Trump on her husband's
reelection as president of the United States by showing nude of her on 
live television, according to a post on X, formerly known as Twitter.
On the show 60 minutes, Russian television presenters, husband
 and wife Yevgeny Popov and Olga Skabeyeva, spoke about
Donald Trump's reelection and showed numerous photos from 
Melania Trump's modeling days on screen, including 
nude photographs from a GQ profile in 2000.' -Newsweek

'Sharing Melania’s old photos in the popular show was meant to be an obvious slight to the president-elect that spells out the power dynamic of the US-Russia relationship – or at least how Putin would like it to be.

By publicly shaming Trump’s wife, the Russian leader is demonstrating both that nothing is off-limits and who is in the dominant position. The Russian leader has used misogynistic attacks and rhetoric for decades to demean his enemies and bolster his supporters.

The stunt may also have been meant as a subtle threat that the Kremlin holds other embarrassing or politically damaging material that could threaten the 47th president.' -KYIV Post

Oh my, is the thrill gone?

More Appropriate Picks for Trump's Cabinet

Secretary of Defense, Brigadier General Jack Ripper. Devout anti-Communist, pro-male bodily fluids, & fearless nuclear bomb enthusiast.  

Secretary of Labor, Colonel Saito. Japanese labor camp efficiency expert, motivational bridge builder, & able to deliver goals by using torture.

Secretary of Agriculture, Dr. Hannibal Lector. Trump favorite for his ability to digest his enemies, has experience with fava beans & chianti, & enjoys a cunning ability to escape jail.

Secretary of Commerce, Alfonse Capone. Another Trump favorite for his dead-on capitalistic business acumen, his expertise in tax evasion, & is a fierce gun supporter.  

Treasury Secretary, Ebenezer Scrooge. Penurious unrepentant loan shark, willing to work holidays, & devoted fiscal conservative.

Director of HHSA: Dr. Frankenstein. Misunderstood pioneer of organ transplants, supporter of green electricity, & an environmentally friendly cadaver recycler. 

MAGA'S NOSTAGIA FOR THE FIFTIES

 

THE GOP'S PREAMBLE TO THE CONSTITUTION