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| Elonia is our new co-president, has built a Mormon-like sister-wives compound in Texas with all his wives, girlfriends, & 11 children, loves to hawk selling his own semen, & is thrilled to be Trump's second 'wife'. |
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| DM Matt if you're under 18 & accept Venmo. |
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| Alleged rapist who pays off his victims, serial pro-family adulterer, hated by veteran's groups, misogynistic military blowhard, and an anti-handwashing conspiratory theorist. |
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| Animal cadaver enthusiast, poster boy for journalist affairs, admitted heroin addict, & easily humiliated by being forced to eat 'poisonous' fast food during a photo op for criticizing Trump's junk food diet. |
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| Linda McMahon: Allegedly rivals Jim Jordon's sexual abuse enabling, unqualified education antagonist, & willing to kick unsuspecting men in the balls. |
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| Kash Patel: SS commander wannabe, rivals Stephen Miller for the Heinrich Himmler man of the year award, & promises to prosecute non-MAGA people who cross President Hitler. |
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| Kristi Noem: Unapologetic dog executioner, Cory Lewandowski's favorite affair, & Trump's go to for an easy MAGA Barbie woman. |
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