Musk's ketamine fueled behavior has landed him into trouble as he tries to explain a 1.4 billion dollars in missing funds. My suspicions as to where the money allegedly went:
-$288 million went to Trump
-$100 million is in reserve for further Trump coffers
-$100 million is going to his polyamorous Texas compound to house his 14 children and assorted consorts.
-$5 million for security
-$100 million held for future therapy for all the autistic children he has or will be fathering with his old, degraded sperm.
-$50 million for buying voters
-$1 million for his gothic black SS neo-fascism wardrobe
-$1 million for a lifetime Ketamine prescription
-Anything left over was used to bribe international politicians, make contributions to neo-fascist causes, and his carbon emitting extreme lifestyle.
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