It's 2025, no wait it's 1984

The following is a synopsis of George Orwell's book, "1984", written in 1949. The following passage is from Wikipedia's webpage. I've added my comments in red.

“The story takes place in an imagined future (or now). The current year is uncertain but believed to be 1984 (or could be 2025). Much of the world is in perpetual war (unless Greenland, the Panama Canal, and Canada surrender voluntarily). Great Britain, now known as Airstrip One, has become a province of the totalitarian superstate Oceania (USA), which is led by Big Brother (you know who), a dictatorial leader supported by an intense cult of personality (MAGA) manufactured by the Party's Thought Police (the GOP). The Party engages in omnipresent government surveillance (the FBI/ICE) and, through the Ministry of Truth (the White House backed by the Attorney General's office), historical negationism ("I won the 2020 election") and constant propaganda (FOX/Newsmax) to persecute individuality (DEI) and independent thinking (right to voice opposition & protest).”

BOYCOTT THE OLIGARCHY THAT SUPPORTS TRUMP

 

List of Companies and Executives Who Have Donated to Donald Trump

Below are a list of companies that have either donated to Trump's presidential campaign or the Presidential Inaugural Committee. From Newsweek Magazine:

• Elon Musk: $290 million
• Timothy Mellon: $150 million
• Adelson Clinic for Drug Abuse Treatment & Research: $106 million
• Linda McMahon of WWE: $16 million, Secretary of Education
• Hendricks Holding Co: $15 million
• Bigelow Aerospace: $14.1 million
• Laura & Issac Perlmutter Foundation: 12.4 million
• ABC Supply: $11 million
• Cantor Fitzgerald: $11 million
• Uline: $10 million
• Pratt Industries: $10 million
• British American Tabacco: $10 million
• Southern Waste Systems: $9 million
• Elliott Management: $7 million
• Andreesseen Horowitz: $7 million
• Viotl Inc: $6 million
• Timothy Dunn of CrownQuest: $5 million
• Jeff Sprecher of Intercontinental Exchange and Kelly Loeffler: $4.9 million
• Phil Ruffin, a business partner of Trump's: $3.3 million
• Jimmy John Liautaud of Jimmy John's: $3.1 million
• Geoffrey Palmer: $3 million
• Bernard Marcus, former CEO of Home Depot: $2.7 million
• Robert Johnson, owner of New York Jets: $2.7 million
• Winklevoss twins: $2.6 million
• Kenny Troutt of Excel Communications: $2.2 million
• George Bishop of GeoSouthern Energy: $2 million
• J. Joe Ricketts of TD Ameritrade: $2 million
• Chevron: $2 million
• Robinhood Markets: $2 million
• Andrew Beal of Beal Bank: $1.8 million
• Don Ahern of Xtreme Manufacturing: $1.1 million
• Roger Penske of Penske Corporation: $1.1 million
• Steve Wynn: $1.1 million
• Richard Kurtz of The Kamson Corporation: $1.1 million
• Antonio Gracias of Valor Equity Partners: $1 million
• Douglas Leone of Sequoia Capital: $1 million
• OpenAI: $1 million
• ExxonMobil: $1 million
• Amazon: $1 million
• Meta: $1 million
• Uber: $1 million
• Boeing: $1 million
• Qualcomm: $1 million
• Coinbase: $1 million
• Kraken: $1 million
• Galaxy Digital Holdings: $1 million
• Crypto.com: $1 million
• Paradigm Operations: $1 million
• Goldman Sachs: $1 million
• Altria: $1 million
• Pharmaceutical Research and Manufacturers of America: $1 million
• Bayer: $1 million
• Johnson & Johnson: $1 million
• National Association of Manufacturers: $1 million
• AT&T: $1 million
• Comcast: $1 million
• Verizon: $1 million
• Carrier: $1 million
• Intuit: $1 million
• Coupang: $1 million
• GE Vernova: $500,000
• QCells: $500,000
• Ericsson: $500,000
• CoreCivic: $500,000
• GEO Group: $500,000
• Abbott Laboratories: $500,000
• PayPal: $250,000
• HCA Healthcare: $250,000
• Oklo Inc: $250,000
• Coca Cola: $250,000
• American Beverage Association: $250,000
• Syngenta: $250,000
• International Flavors & Fragrances: $250,000
• Elevance Health: $150,000
• American Clean Power Association: $100,000
• Instacart: $100,000
• Airbnb: $100,000
• Socure: $100,000
• Barnes & Thornburg LLP: $100,000

WHERE DID THE 1.4 BILLION GO TO, ELON?

 

Musk's ketamine fueled behavior has landed him into trouble as he tries to explain a 1.4 billion dollars in missing funds. My suspicions as to where the money allegedly went:

-$288 million went to Trump

-$100 million is in reserve for further Trump coffers

-$100 million is going to his polyamorous Texas compound to house his 14 children and assorted consorts.

-$5 million for security

-$100 million held for future therapy for all the autistic children he has or will be fathering with his old, degraded sperm.

-$50 million for buying voters

-$1 million for his gothic black SS neo-fascism wardrobe

-$1 million for a lifetime Ketamine prescription

-Anything left over was used to bribe international politicians, make contributions to neo-fascist causes, and his carbon emitting extreme lifestyle.

FIVE THINGS I ACCOMPLISHED THIS WEEK BY ELON MUSK

  Dear OPM,

In case you're interested, here are the five things I've accomplished this week:

1. Snorted enough ketamine to make Matthew Perry turn over in his grave. However, my sunglasses do a good job concealing my dilated pupils. 

2. Posed for pictures with a South American dictator and a chainsaw to show how tough and high I am. 

3. Sent out thousands of confusing emails to federal employees that were contradicted by several Trump cabinet members and agency heads. (Maybe I shouldn't have snorted that much ketamine.)

4. Took my four-year-old son (aka his current pet optic) to the White House where he smeared boogers on the president's desk, causing it to be refinished at taxpayer's expense.

5. Reminded Germany that they need to get over their Nazi guilt and vote for the 4th Reich.

Your favorite federal non-employee, elected by no one,

Elon

MY PREDICTIONS FOR THE TRUMP ERA

 ANY WHO HAS STUDIED THE NEO-NAZI MOVEMENT REALIZES WE ARE ALREADY IMMERSED IN ITS MAGA IDEOLOGY. THE TAKEOVER OF THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT WITH ELONIA HAS RAMIFICATIONS THAT WILL BE CHALLENGING TO REVERSE. NO ONE BELIEVED ME WHEN I PREDICTED THIS DURING THE TRUMP ERA, BUT NOW PEOPLE ARE COWERING BECAUSE WE ARE ALL HOSTAGES TO TRUMPS COUP.

HERE IS WHAT I PREDICT WILL HAPPEN NEXT:

-TRUMP WILL CONTINUE TO ALLOW MUSK UNABATED ACCESS TO ALL OF OUR DATA SO HE CAN CONTROL THE MASSES BY CUTTING OFF, DELETING, OR CORRUPTING OUR FINANCIAL AND HEALTHCARE INFORMATION. I AM UNCERTAIN IF THE SUPREME COURT CAN STOP HIM.

-WITH CASH PATEL'S CONFIRMATION, TRUMP HAS TOTAL CONTROL OVER THE JUSTICE DEPARTMENT. EXPECT MUSK, PAM BONDI, AND CASH PATEL TO ISSUE EDICTS THAT ANYONE CRITICIZING TRUMP WILL BE IMPRISONED OR LEGALLY HOUNDED INTO FINANCIAL RUIN OR DEATH.

DON'T EXPECT THE COURTS, PROTESTS, OR THE SUPREME COURT TO ENFORCE LEGAL RULINGS. WHO WOULD DO THAT ANYWAY? BONDI? PATEL? HEGSETH? NOEM?

TRUMP HAS CONTROL OF ALL THE VOTING DATA AND WILL USE THIS TO SKEW ELECTIONS. THE DEMOCRATS AND OTHER POLITICAL ORGANIZATIONS WILL BE UNABLE TO CIRCUMVENT HIM.

NO MORE FREE PRESS. TRUMP AND MAGA WILL LAUNCH FINANCIALLY EVISCERATING LAWSUITS TO CRIPPLE THE NY TIMES, WASHINGTON POST, CBS NEWS, THE ASSOCIATED PRESS, AND MSNBC. 

EXPECT TRUMP AND MUSK TO GET RICHER RAPING THE REMAINING FEDERAL CONTRACTS. TO GET ONE, YOU'LL HAVE TO PAY TO PLAY. HE'S ALREADY STATED THAT ANY POLITICIAN ACCEPTING FOREIGN BRIBES WILL NOT BE PROSECUTED.

LIKE HITLER DID WITH THE NAZIS, TRUMP WILL DEMAND WE ALL SWEAR ALLIGIANCE TO HIM AND MAGA. HE'S ALREADY DONE THIS WITH THE FBI AND THE JUSTICE DEPARTMENT. IF WE DON'T, WE WILL BE CUT OFF, DOXXED, INTIMIDATED, OR THREATENED.

RFK jr. WILL MAKE IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR NEW VACCINES (LIKE H5N1) TO BE RESEARCHED AND MADE AVAILABLE.  HE WILL GUT MEDICAID AND AX ALL HIV PREVETION. MORE OUTBREAKS OF INFECTIOUS DISEASE WILL SPIRAL OUT OF CONTROL. HIS SEXUAL ANTICS WILL RUN RAMPANT AT THE CDC.

2025 TYRANY CLUE BOARD GAME: WHO KILLED PROFESSOR ORANGE?

 

 

In the 2025 version of Clue, notorious real estate mogul, Professor Orange, is found murdered in Casa de Blanca. Being a political grifter, conman, and philanderer made him in the crosshairs of plenty of enemies. Who did it? The following suspects were present at Casa de Blanca at the time of his homicide:

1.) Mrs. White is a naturalized citizen from Canada and his domestic worker. When not cleaning candlesticks, she envisions sticking one up Professor Orange for wanting to annex her native country. Usually, she can be found in the dining room fantasizing about a revenge candlelight dinner with him.

2.) Mrs. Peacock (nee Pavo Real) is a rich elderly Panamanian rope manufacturer doing business with Professor Orange. His devious plan to take over the Panama Canal while imposing steep tariffs runs contrary to her plan for worldwide rope domination. She can be found in the living room knot tying and garrote sculpting. No one strangles her ambition.

3.) Professor Plum (aka Ciruela-Morado) is known as a high-priced golf club designer. Unbeknownst to Professor Orange, this guest is also a secret explosive expert for the Mexican cartel. His specialty is creating pipe bombs to look like golf clubs. Professor Plum frequents the library to research explosive designs. When Professor Orange called ICE on him, he absconded with Plum's prize golf clubs. Little does Professor Orange know those clubs will be his last incendiary slice. 

4.) Colonel Mustard, another guest, is a devious military man and powerful diplomat. As an undercover Hamas agent, Mustard is enraged with Professor Orange's plans for redeveloping his destroyed homeland. Look for him in the courtyard skeet shooting or cleaning his gun. Professor Orange is in his sights.

5.) Miss Scarlett, a perennial groupie at Casa de Blanca, is a knife throwing femme fatale acrobat from Shanghai. Her exotic wiles easily seduced Professor Orange into believing she was his loyal autocrat love slave. This disguise shielded her real occupation as a Chinese operative. Tik Tok's ban and the steep US tariffs has pushed her over the edge. When not in the kitchen sharpening her knives, she can be found in the bedroom seductively waiting for Professor Orange. Her love is sharp and to the point.

6.) Mr. Green, an Iranian H1-C visa recipient, is the plumbing master for Casa de Blana. Fed up with pulling classified documents out of Orange's gold toilet, Mr. Green is seeking a permanent solution to dealing with clogged toilets. It was when Professor Orange's drone strike executed his esteemed countryman, General Soleimani, Mr. Green finally cemented his wrenching desire for vengeance. Frequently seen in the bathroom fixing the golden toilet, Green is wrench-ready to stop Professor Orange's leaky ideology. 

HA, HA, JD VANCE IS NO TRUMP

 If JD Vance was hoping Donald Trump would anoint him as his successor, he probably wasn’t thrilled by the president’s comments during his Fox News interview on Sunday.

After Brett Baier asked Trump if he saw Vance as his heir, the president quickly said, “No,” though he conceded his second vice president was “very capable.” -Huff Post