Trump, Sauron, and the Lord of the Rings Parallel

Like his hero Sauron, Trump is the all-seeing eye. He and Sauron have incessantly promoted their gigantic eye/I as an intimidating force majeure. Obsessed with their pseudo-omniscience, both are consumed by their eye's voracious grasping for the ring of power. Sauron uses his eye as a paranoid beacon to continuously scan for the one ring; Trump uses his I, I, I, I to seize the ring, sell NFTs, and avoid prison. Sauron lives in Modor in a bleak compound full of bizarre devotees. Trump lives in Mar a Lago with only his I-popping ego and an entourage of catatonic MAGA groupies. There is not enough power, money, or mirrors to fill their psychologically and morally bankrupt eye/I. Besides their depressing use of morbid decorating colors (think Melania's nightmare Christmas motif), they never fail to bring dark foreboding clouds wherever they go. 

Enter their minions: the Nazgul Ringwraiths (Gates, MTG, Hawley, Lee), headed by the Witch King of Angmar (Mike Johnson). Good at leading a bunch of power-hungry sycophants, the Witch King cannot be killed by any man, making him perfect for the job. When not sabotaging women's access to healthcare, the Nazgul can be seen actively whitewashing history, fearmongering about being replaced by minorities, and salivating over automatic weapons. 

Aiding them in their search for the ring of power is the corrupt white wizard Saruman (JD Vance). Saruman used to be an eyeliner-loving drag queen wannabe, but the allure of the ring transformed him into a humorless MAGA/Modor mannequin. As he hawks the Modor 2025 dogma, childless cat women everywhere worry about him grabbing them by the pussy. 

 Along with Saruman and the Nazgul are the MAGA Orcs. This Modor-loving crowd seek the ring of power to get approval from Sauron. Hyping their mega-white values, the Orcs focus on obtaining the ring for Sauron by eliminating anyone standing in their way, including their vice president. Evangelicalism is their Orc armor as they worship their one true god, Trump. They believe in the sanctity of guns, being anti-woke (aka being asleep), and engaging in insurrection. Supporting Sauron unconditionally, they even defend him when he vulgarly accuses rival women of giving blowjobs to get ahead. So much for Christian values. 

Gollum (Mitch McConnell) is another player stalking the ring. Gollum is just another Sauron Stockholm survivor, secretly plotting the ring for himself. For years Sauron tortured him until he became an even creepier brown-nosing weirdo, so there's no love loss there. Gollum survived by feigning loyalty, pretending to agree with Sauron's plan to be dictator of the world. His ardor for the ring is the only thing that matters to him other than a good bowel movement. No matter is how decrepit he gets from his pursuit of the ring, his desiccated body survives like an Uruk-hai on meth. 

Just when you think all is hopeless, Gandalf (Joe Biden) sends two hobbits (Kamala and Tim), along with a fellowship of stalwart allies, on a mission to destroy the ring. When the group became separated by Orc warriors, the two hobbits persisted into the depths of Modor ultimately destroying the ring in Mt. Doom. Their triumph against all odds caused the climate to clear of perpetual darkness bringing hope to middle earth. 

What happened to the vanquished? The destruction of the ring led to Sauron being terminally poked in his I by the fellowship. His accomplice Saruman was banished to the twin towers, while the rest of Sauron's army died under the weight of Project 2025. The Witch King of Angmar was killed by a woman defending her right to have control over her body, frightening the other Ringwraiths into oblivion.  Anyone left in the scourge that didn't die moved to Florida where they are still trying to resurrect the past. 

Kamala vs Donald: Their Focus

                     

   
 Wants to stop food price gouging.                   Keeps talking about Hannibal Lecter.

 Likes cats.                                                       Wants to grab you by your pussy.

 Prosecuted criminals.                                      Is a convicted felon.

 Is pro-women's issues.                                    Serial adulterer & porn star lover.

 Believes in democracy.                                   Believes in insurrection & dictators.

 Has strong public service.                               Is self-serving and self-absorbed.

 Focuses on issues.                                         Acts confused and frequently lies.

 Has integrity.                                                   Has a narcissistic personality.

Works for victims of crime.                              Whines a lot about being a victim.

She's younger, smarter, & talented.                 He's old, hateful, & acts demented.

Seeks to inspire and include.                           Seeks to grift & spread Project 2025.

 

 

 

    

            

Is Trump a Pathological Liar, Sincerely Deluded, Demented, or all Three?

 

Somes of the latest lies propagated by Senor Asshole:

-Claims he went down in a helicopter with California's Willie Brown. Willie Brown says that's a lie.

-Claims he has done more for black people than Abraham Lincoln. When he spoke at the Black Journalists convention, they booed him loudly when he said this.

-He claims he had more people show up at his rallies than MLK did at his famous Washington Mall speech. Another lie.

-Denies he knew nothing about the 2025 Project when logs prove he flew on his plane with the Heritage Foundation author.

-While President, he frequently told the public the COVID virus was under control when it wasn't. Over a million people died from COVID in the US because he refused to promote vaccines and masking.

-He was actually caught on tape asking the COVID physicians to investigate light treatment or drinking (poisonous) disinfectant as a treatment for COVID.

-He outright lied about the payouts to his porn star and Playboy mistresses (both while married to Melania).

-Most egregious lie: he won the 2020 election. He refused the peaceful transition of power and attempted a coup.

One wonders if Trump is just a pathological liar, sincerely deluded, or just plain demented like his father who died of Alzeimer's disease. 

JD VANCE: THE POSTER BOY FOR CHILDLESS CAT LADIES AND SOFA SEX

 

A warning to JD Vance: don't try to grab her by the pussy.

Another childless cat lady who rocks more than JD Vance.

It starts with a sofa and progresses to other furniture.

The Last Glass Ceiling : It's Time To Elect A Woman President

 

Why is it time?

We are still a country governed by old white (mostly Christian) men. This is not the demographic of the USA. Women, who are largely ignored by these old white men, are silently sick and tired of these men taking away our reproductive freedom. We may not speak up, challenge the MAGA idiots, or wear our political inclinations on our sleeves, but we are a powerful voting bloc. Don't underestimate us.

Just days into her campaign, she has energized voters by loudly and passionately saying we are not going to stand the GOP bulldozing agenda anymore. Women like her kick ass.

She is a highly competent attorney, former Attorney General, Senator, and Vice President. Suck it, JD Vance.

At this critical juncture, women especially need to decide if we're going to continue to break glass ceilings or don the right-wing Handmade Tale's uniform. 

How Trump is Using Democracy to Take Power

 From Time magazine, the blueprint Trump and his maggots are using to seize power. Here's where the GOP got their ideas for the 2025 Project.

https://time.com/6971088/adolf-hitler-take-power-democracy/

Why I Won't Support Biden for President

 Anyone who has taken care of a Parkinson's patient recognizes the symptoms in others: mask-like face, stiff unstable gait, uncontrollable hand tremor, an almost inaudibly soft voice, and Lewy Body dementia. The dementia that usually accompanies Parkinson's is slow to manifest, unpredictable in how it affects functioning, and easily dismissed as old age. For the patient experiencing Parkinson's, their dementia is difficult to admit because they continue to exhibit periods where they appear cogent and articulate. Management of these patients is a nightmare, as they frequently deny their cognitive and functional problems.

Take a look at Biden. Notice his increasingly soft imperceptible voice, mask-like face, stiff gait, and frequent verbal gaffes. For example, he has called Kamala Harris 'Vice President Trump' and referred to Zelensky as 'President Putin'. He cannot do an interview, rally, or TV appearance without making major blunders. Furthermore, a Parkinson's physician has visited the White House eight times this year. The President and White House spin on all of this is to minimize (deny) his cognitive and physical problems. What more do we need to know before demanding he be removed from the ticket? 

The President and White House are in denial, but I am not. My grandfather, father, and brother all had been diagnosed with Parkinson's. I know how this disease begins, how it progresses, and how it ends. 

 I urge everyone to write the White House and demand Biden step down. He does not have the cognitive and physical ability to handle another four years.