Thought provoking questions to ponder as we embrace our newest state, The Deep State:
-After the Musk pubescent flying monkeys are through purging the Deep State, will MAGA demand there be televised executions?
-Why are all the residents of The Deep State male (see picture above)? Are the insipid black suits the Deep Staters wear a menacing uniform or poor fashion judgment? Didn't the SS wear black uniforms?
-If I am not strong in conspiratorial skills or don't have the enhanced power to further my own interests, can I still visit The Deep State?
-Am I being dense in assuming this sounds like everyone's workplace?
-Are The Deep State residents related to the Grays from Roswell who work in government? They seem to have comparable ideological goals.
-Wasn't subversion, obstruction, and opposition taught at Trump U? Damn, I wish they hadn't shut it down before I graduated.
-When is the next Deep State Fair? I hear they have great fried food and bitchin' music.
-'Entrenched, unelected career civil servants acting in a non-conspiratorial manner' sounds like a well-paying career. Whose campaign do I contribute millions to for that job?
-Is there one ring to rule them all?
-Are we going to annex 'The Shallow State' next?
-Where are we going to put that extra star on the flag?
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