FIVE THINGS I ACCOMPLISHED THIS WEEK BY ELON MUSK

  Dear OPM,

In case you're interested, here are the five things I've accomplished this week:

1. Snorted enough ketamine to make Matthew Perry turn over in his grave. However, my sunglasses do a good job concealing my dilated pupils. 

2. Posed for pictures with a South American dictator and a chainsaw to show how tough and high I am. 

3. Sent out thousands of confusing emails to federal employees that were contradicted by several Trump cabinet members and agency heads. (Maybe I shouldn't have snorted that much ketamine.)

4. Took my four-year-old son (aka his current pet optic) to the White House where he smeared boogers on the president's desk, causing it to be refinished at taxpayer's expense.

5. Reminded Germany that they need to get over their Nazi guilt and vote for the 4th Reich.

Your favorite federal non-employee, elected by no one,

Elon

MY PREDICTIONS FOR THE TRUMP ERA

 ANY WHO HAS STUDIED NAZISM REALIZES WE ARE ALREADY IMMERSED IN ITS IDEOLOGY WITH MAGA. THE TAKEOVER OF THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT WITH ELONIA HAS RAMIFICATIONS THAT WILL BE ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE TO REVERSE. NO ONE BELIEVED ME WHEN I PREDICTED THIS DURING THE TRUMP ERA BUT NOW PEOPLE ARE COWERING BECAUSE WE ARE ALL HOSTAGES TO TRUMPS COUP.

HERE IS WHAT I PREDICT WILL HAPPEN NEXT:

-TRUMP WILL CONTINUE TO ALLOW MUSK UNABATED ACCESS TO ALL OF OUR DATA SO HE CAN CONTROL THE MASSES BY CUTTING OFF, DELETING, OR CORRUPTING OUR FINANCIAL AND HEALTHCARE INFORMATION.

-WITH CASH PATEL'S CONFIRMATION, TRUMP HAS TOTAL CONTROL OVER THE JUSTICE DEPARTMENT. EXPECT MUSK, PAM BONDI, AND CASH PATEL TO ISSUE EDICTS THAT ANYONE CRITICIZING TRUMP WILL BE IMPRISONED OR LEGALLY HOUNDED INTO FINANCIAL RUIN OR DEATH.

DON'T EXPECT THE COURTS, PROTESTS, OR THE SUPREME COURT TO ENFORCE LEGAL RULINGS. WHO WOULD DO THAT ANYWAY? BONDI? PATEL? HEGSETH? NOEM?

TRUMP HAS CONTROL OF ALL THE VOTING DATA AND WILL USE THIS TO SKEW ELECTIONS. THE DEMOCRATS AND OTHER POLITICAL ORGANIZATIONS WILL BE UNABLE TO CIRCUMVENT HIM.

NO MORE FREE PRESS. TRUMP AND MAGA WILL LAUNCH FINANCIALLY EVISCERATING LAWSUITS TO CRIPPLE THE NY TIMES, WASHINGTON POST, CBS NEWS, THE ASSOCIATED PRESS, AND MSNBC. 

EXPECT TRUMP AND MUSK TO GET RICHER RAPING THE REMAINING FEDERAL CONTRACTS. TO GET ONE, YOU'LL HAVE TO PAY TO PLAY. HE'S ALREADY STATED THAT ANY POLITICIAN ACCEPTING FOREIGN BRIBES WILL NOT BE PROSECUTED.

LIKE HITLER DID WITH THE NAZIS, TRUMP WILL DEMAND WE ALL SWEAR ALLIGIANCE TO HIM AND MAGA. HE'S ALREADY DONE THIS WITH THE FBI AND THE JUSTICE DEPARTMENT. IF WE DON'T, WE WILL BE CUT OFF, DOXXED, INTIMIDATED, OR THREATENED.

RFK jr. WILL MAKE IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR NEW VACCINES (LIKE H5N1) TO BE RESEARCHED AND MADE AVAILABLE.  HE WILL GUT MEDICAID AND AX ALL HIV PREVETION. MORE OUTBREAKS OF INFECTIOUS DISEASE WILL SPIRAL OUT OF CONTROL. HIS SEXUAL ANTICS WILL RUN RAMPANT AT THE CDC.

2025 TRYRANY CLUE BOARD GAME: WHO KILLED PROFESSOR ORANGE?

 

 

In the 2025 version of Clue, notorious real estate mogul, Professor Orange, is found murdered in Casa de Blanca. Being a political grifter, conman, and philanderer made him in the crosshairs of plenty of enemies. Who did it? The following suspects were present at Casa de Blanca at the time of his homicide:

1.) Mrs. White is a naturalized citizen from Canada and his domestic worker. When not cleaning candlesticks, she envisions sticking one up Professor Orange for wanting to annex her native country. Usually, she can be found in the dining room fantasizing about a revenge candlelight dinner with him.

2.) Mrs. Peacock (nee Pavo Real) is a rich elderly Panamanian rope manufacturer doing business with Professor Orange. His devious plan to take over the Panama Canal while imposing steep tariffs runs contrary to her plan for worldwide rope domination. She can be found in the living room knot tying and garrote sculpting. No one strangles her ambition.

3.) Professor Plum (aka Ciruela-Morado) is known as a high-priced golf club designer. Unbeknownst to Professor Orange, this guest is also a secret explosive expert for the Mexican cartel. His specialty is creating pipe bombs to look like golf clubs. Professor Plum frequents the library to research explosive designs. When Professor Orange called ICE on him, he absconded with Plum's prize golf clubs. Little does Professor Orange know those clubs will be his last incendiary slice. 

4.) Colonel Mustard, another guest, is a devious military man and powerful diplomat. As an undercover Hamas agent, Mustard is enraged with Professor Orange's plans for redeveloping his destroyed homeland. Look for him in the courtyard skeet shooting or cleaning his gun. Professor Orange is in his sights.

5.) Miss Scarlett, a perennial groupie at Casa de Blanca, is a knife throwing femme fatale acrobat from Macau. Her exotic wiles easily seduced Professor Orange into believing she was his loyal autocrat love slave. This disguise shielded her real occupation as a Chinese operative. Tik Tok's ban and the steep US tariffs has pushed her over the edge. When not in the kitchen sharpening her knives, she can be found in the bedroom seductively waiting for Professor Orange. Her love is sharp and to the point.

6.) Mr. Green, an Iranian H1-C visa recipient, is the plumbing master for Casa de Blana. Fed up with pulling classified documents out of Orange's gold toilet, Mr. Green is seeking a permanent solution to dealing with clogged toilets. It was when Professor Orange's drone strike executed his esteemed countryman, General Soleimani, Mr. Green finally cemented his wrenching desire for vengeance. Frequently seen in the bathroom fixing the golden toilet, Green is wrench-ready to stop Professor Orange's leaky ideology. 

HA, HA, JD VANCE IS NO TRUMP

 If JD Vance was hoping Donald Trump would anoint him as his successor, he probably wasn’t thrilled by the president’s comments during his Fox News interview on Sunday.

After Brett Baier asked Trump if he saw Vance as his heir, the president quickly said, “No,” though he conceded his second vice president was “very capable.” -Huff Post

THE PRESIDENT ENVISIONS THE RESULTS OF ELIMINATING DEI

 

TIME MAGAZINE RECOGNIZED OUR TRUE UNELECTED PRESIDENT

 

The only thing they missed was Elon snorting ketamine.

JD Vance vs the Conference of Catholic Bishops and the POPE

 The new vice president, a Catholic convert, accused the U.S. Conference of Catholic Bishops of resettling “illegal immigrants” in order to get federal funding. New York Cardinal Timothy Dolan, who gave the invocation shortly before Vance took his oath of office, denounced the remarks as “scurrilous” and “nasty.”-MSN

To make Catholic matters worse for Mr. Vance, the Pope weighed in: 'While not specifically mentioning Vance by name, the Pope refuted the Vice President's interpretation of ordo armoris, reports New Republic. The Pope wrote: “Christians know very well that it is only by affirming the infinite dignity of all that our own identity as persons and as communities reaches its maturity.' -MSN

Their other reply:

Our 51st State: The Deep State

 

Thought provoking questions to ponder as we embrace our newest state, The Deep State:

-After the Musk pubescent flying monkeys are through purging the Deep State, will MAGA demand there be televised executions?

-Why are all the residents of The Deep State male (see picture above)? Are the insipid black suits the Deep Staters wear a menacing uniform or poor fashion judgment? Didn't the SS wear black uniforms?

-If I am not strong in conspiratorial skills or don't have the enhanced power to further my own interests, can I still visit The Deep State?

-Am I being dense in assuming this sounds like everyone's workplace?

-Are The Deep State residents related to the Grays from Roswell who work in government? They seem to have comparable ideological goals.

-Wasn't subversion, obstruction, and opposition taught at Trump U? Damn, I wish they hadn't shut it down before I graduated.

-When is the next Deep State Fair? I hear they have great fried food and bitchin' music.

-'Entrenched, unelected career civil servants acting in a non-conspiratorial manner' sounds like a well-paying career. Whose campaign do I contribute millions to for that job?

-Is there one ring to rule them all?

-Are we going to annex 'The Shallow State' next?

-Where are we going to put that extra star on the flag?

The President's Plan for Gaza

GAZA'S NEW CURRENCY

 

Trump's Mar a Gaza Golf Resort

THE TRUMP GAZA

THE TRUMP QURAN

THE TRUMP TORAH

SWEAR FEALTY TO PRESIDENT HITLER OR FACE HIS SS DOGE

 

TIME TO FACE FACTS:

-Now that President Hitler & his SS DOGE thugs have seized
the financial database at the Treasury Department, he can 
deny payments to anyone on Medicare, Medicaid, SS, along
with any groups he sees as a threat to his administration by 
bypassing Congressional authority.

-He has already infiltrated the Federal Human Resources 
department, purging career employees in favor of stacking 
the government with his MAGA compliant brood.

-This week he has fired all DOJ prosecutors that worked on 
his insurrection & classified documents cases & is working 
on firing anyone in the FBI who worked on investigating any
J6 traitors.

-He is actively suing media outlets who dare to criticize him,
endangering free speech. Soon any individual or group who
deigns to defy him will be prosecuted & jailed. 

-He single-handedly eliminated DEI which protects women, gays, and minorities.

-Look at Zuckerberg, Gates, Bezos, and other billionaires 

who have already acquiesced to him. Even they're scared.

It's time to wake up to neofascism taking over democracy.

If you don't believe me, just read the definition of it:

"Neofascism, fascist-inspired political movement that arose in Europe in the decades following the defeat of fascism in World War II. 

Like earlier fascist movements, neofascism advocated extreme nationalism, opposed liberal individualism, attacked left-wing ideologies, indulged in racist and xenophobic scapegoating, and promoted populist right-wing economic programs. Unlike the fascists, however, neofascists placed more blame for their countries’ problems on non-European immigrants." -Britanica

Stewart Rhodes, President Hitler's favorite Oath Keeper, said in an interview post-pardoning (for his 18-year J6 sentence) that he's coming for all of us to ensure we vote GOP. Yes, we should be scared.

A Nazi Salute, the Wife Wore Black, and a No Bible Oath: Omens for the 666 Presidency

 

Hitler salutes one of his own.

Elonia salutes his favorite dictator.

 

Funeral garb with a kiss-proof hat.

Despite having two bibles, 666 didn't want to burn his hand.

 

MEGALOMANIA INFECTS THE NEW ADMINISTRATION

 

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n. a highly inflated conception of one’s importance, power, or capabilities, as can be observed in many individuals with mania and paranoid schizophrenia. In the latter, megalomania is often accompanied or preceded by delusions of persecution.  -APA Psychology

Megalomania is an obsession with power and wealth, and a passion for grand schemes. -Wikipedia

A megalomaniac is an individual who has an obsessive desire for power and dominance, often accompanied by delusions of grandeur and an inflated sense of self-importance. Megalomaniacs typically exhibit an excessive preoccupation with their own abilities, achievements, and importance, believing themselves to be superior to others. This condition can manifest in various ways, including a relentless pursuit of power, control, and admiration, as well as a lack of empathy for others. Megalomania is often associated with narcissistic personality disorder and can lead to manipulative and exploitative behavior. -wengood.com

Sound familiar?

An example of megalomania is thinking we can annex Canada, Greenland, and the Panama Canal by simply tweeting about it. 

Another example of megalomania is taking too much ketamine (noted for inducing a psychotic manic episode) which can make one think you should interfere with and control world politics. 

THE BIGGEST LIES AND LIARS IN 2024.

 LIE: Former President Donald Trump, during Tuesday’s presidential debate, repeated a baseless and sensationalist claim about Haitian immigrants in Ohio eating dogs and other pets. "They're eating the dogs, the people that came in, they're eating the cats," Trump said during an answer to a question about immigration. "They're eating the pets of the people that live there, and this is what's happening in our country, and it's a shame."-NBC NEWS

TRUTH: A spokesperson for the city of Springfield told ABC News these claims are false, and that there have been "no credible reports or specific claims of pets being harmed, injured or abused by individuals in the immigrant community."-ABC NEWS

LIE: President Joe Biden said in an interview Thursday he would not pardon his son, Hunter Biden, if he’s found guilty of criminal federal gun charges. When asked by interviewer David Muir of ABC if he would rule out pardoning Hunter Biden, the president said, “Yes.” He also affirmed he would accept the outcome of the trial, currently underway in Delaware. -CNN

TRUTH: President Joe Biden announced Sunday that he has pardoned his son Hunter Biden, who faced sentencing this month for federal tax and gun convictions, marking a reversal as he prepares to leave office. “Today, I signed a pardon for my son Hunter,” the president said in a statement. It is a “full and unconditional pardon,” according to a copy of the executive grant of clemency. -CNN

LIE: “Prices will come down,” Trump told voters during a speech last week laying out his vision for a return to the White House. “You just watch: They’ll come down, and they’ll come down fast, not only with insurance, with everything.” -CNN

TRUTH: President-elect Donald Trump admitted in an interview with Time magazine that it will be difficult for him to reduce consumer prices, contrary to statements he made on the campaign trail this year. TRUMP told Time in an hourlong interview for its “Person of the Year” feature that his presidency wouldn’t be a failure if he failed to bring the price of groceries down. “I’d like to bring them down. It’s hard to bring things down once they’re up. You know, it’s very hard. But I think that they will,” Trump said. -HUFF POST

LIE: "Yes they can control the weather," Marjorie Taylor Greene wrote on X last week, after Hurricane Helene swept across the Southeastern U.S., killing at least 227 people. "It's ridiculous for anyone to lie and say it can't be done." Greene didn't specify who "they" were. She then posted an image of Helene overlaid on an electoral map, suggesting that the hurricane's path had been intentionally set in motion to target Republican-leaning counties. -MSN

TRUTH:  Federal forecasters (from NOAA) have been forced to deny they control the weather after Georgia Republican Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene and others spread misinformation online. -THE INDEPENDENT