Monday, January 11, 2021

TIME TO LEAVE

 


When do politically astute people know when it's time to leave?

1. Almost always after inciting a deadly insurgency.

2. Seeing their ardent supporters in federal and state legislatures get warnings of expulsion and/or expelled from their jobs. 

3. When you are deleted permanently from social media.

4. Watching their powerful allies in Congress abandon all hope of a 'winning' spin or a rescue.

5. When your faithful, loyally-blind vice-president is so pissed off that he won't even talk to you for endangering his life.

6. When said vice-president can dangle the 25th Amendment to declare you unfit for office.

7. Seeing your ratings (the polls) plummet as the majority of the American people want you removed from office immediately.

8. Hearing your pathetic wife cry victim to a resounding backlash of 'shut the f**k up'.

9. Knowing not even crazy Giuliani or media whore lawyer Dershowitz can't save you.

10. Now that your name is a dirty word and you'll never recover politically from insurrection.


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