WE, THE GOP OF THE UNITED STATES,
IN ORDER TO FORM A MORE PERFECT RIGHT-WING UNION,
ESTABLISH JUSTICE FOR THE WELL-MONETIZED,
INSURE DOMESTIC VIGILANTISM,
PROVIDE FOR THE COMMON DEFENCE OF WHITE MALE RULE,
PROMOTE THE GENERAL WELFARE
OF THE UNTAXED WEALTHY, AND
SECURE THE BLESSINGS OF LIBERTY
(TO VOLUNTARILY DIE OF A VACCINE-PREVENTABLE DISEASE)
TO OUR AVARICIOUS SELVES AND FOR
CLIMATE-DENYING POSTERITY, DO ORDAIN
THIS Q-ANON INTERPRETATION OF THE
CONSTITUTION, FOR THE
UNITED STATES OF ETHNOCENTRIC AMERICA.
