Saturday, May 5, 2018

THINGS I'VE LEARNED FROM SWAMPMASTER SARAH SANDERS



1. Michelle Wood was right: Sarah Sanders does burn lies and uses the ash for a perfect smokey eye shadow.

2. After seeing her press briefing post the disastrous Giuliani/Fox interview, Sarah looked as if she needed a Fentanyl fix pronto. 

3. A down-home southern drawl does not make spinning sophistry more palpable. 

4. Stormy got paid almost as much as Sarah's yearly salary, but only one of them had to endure being screwed over for a night of work.

5. Prevarication = fake news which happens when your lips move.

6. Like all women in denial from being in an abusive relationship, "The victim is confused and disoriented from gaslighting and from being fed a distorted version of reality." (from a Huffington Post article)

7. Sarah Sanders would make Josef Goebbels proud.

8. Sincerely deluded cannot be camouflaged by White House hair and make-up artists.

9. Sean Spicer did not have the armored, steely passive-aggressiveness Sarah Sanders has but then again, he at least managed to escape.

10. Like Kellyanne Conway, Sarah Sanders revels being in Trump's harem of faux fem bots and enjoys espousing systemic political corruption as 'Making America Great Again'.








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