Jared Kushner and Ivanka: The Real President and First Lady of the US

'So, if you’re keeping track, Jared Kushner, who comes to Washington with no government experience, no policy experience, no diplomatic experience, and business experience limited to his family’s real estate development firm, a brief stint as a newspaper publisher, and briefly bidding to acquire the Los Angeles Dodgers, will be working on trade, Middle East policy in general, an Israel-Palestine peace deal more specifically, reforming the Veterans Administration, and solving the opioid crisis.

Oh wait, that’s not all! Apparently, this new office will also be responsible for “modernizing the technology and data infrastructure of every federal department and agency; remodeling workforce-training programs; and developing “transformative projects” under the banner of Trump’s $1 trillion infrastructure plan, such as providing broadband internet service to every American.” -Huffington Post

OMG, I wasn't aware that Trump invited a super hero to leap tall buildings with a single bound-and we don't have to pay him or his decoration of a wife. After countless days of the most corrupt and damaging presidency we have witnessed in history, Trump finally made a momentous decision by installing his daughter and son-in-law as the real President and First Lady. Now that they both have offices at the White House, we can rest easy knowing Trump can just go to Mar A Lago for the rest of his term and play golf. Hitting small balls seems to be his only talent.