Right Wing Conspiracy theorists have been circulating rumors that former President Barack Obama has secretly sought to extend his presidential powers by forming a terrifying political cult (like the Tea Party?).
From what I have read, the new administration has embraced the notion that Mr. Obama's cult members are fueling the general unrest dividing this country (as if Mr. Trump needed help).
The Obama cult is said to be ISIS-like in its ability to form distinctly separate cells, allowing the units to frequently terrorize the Trump administration with legitimate court challenges, peaceful protests, and criticism from the press (aka Constitutional rights).
Thus far, no mention has been made as to Michelle Obama's role as first lady of the cult (High Priestess?).
The cult members are said to be vicious and merciless (reference the Women's March).
Obama has already indoctrinated Ivanka (she moved to his neighborhood, didn't she?).
No word yet if Hilary is in on this cult, too (even though she still claims to have won the popular vote).
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