She was last seen legless on a couch in the White House texting (Russia?).
Did that slap on her wrist (or amputation of her legs) for innocently promoting Ivanka's merchandise on TV put her out on Workers Comp?
Or, did her alternative terrorist facts actually turn out to be true causing the INS to deport her to Kentucky?
Whom can we turn to now to thoroughly explain the latest White House news events?
Can Kellyanne at least email us or use Pence's email server?
Maybe we need a Kellyanne protest march to bring her back.
We miss you Kellyanne. Betsy DeVos is not as funny.
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