Fox's Tucker Carlson Is Worried about Gingerbread Cookie Sex

This week in the news we learned the President's National Security Adviser committed serious crimes, the economy is taking a downturn due to tariff's, a 7 year old while in custody at the border, Trump decides to pull out of Syria, and the government is about to be shut down. So, what is the breaking national crisis on Fox's Tucker Carlson's mind? Gingerbread men.

"On Tuesday’s (Tucker Carlson's) show, (guest,Tammy) Bruce lamented a recent decision by a coffee shop on the grounds of Scottish Parliament to rename “gingerbread men” “gingerbread people." -Huff Post

Who knew a cookie's penis, or lack thereof, could lead the news? Thanks Tucker, for your journalistic excellence in reporting on the cookie gender controversy. I can't understand why your advertisers are fleeing your program when you offer such Pulitzer Prize-worthy news.