Wednesday, December 12, 2018

The Menage a Trois from Hell + Pence

Trump's attempt at a political Eiffel Tower with Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer failed miserably when rudely interrupted by a snoring Pence blow up doll. The seventeen minute titillating tape featured paraphilias such as masochism, sadism, agalmatophilia (Pence as mannequin), and autogynephilia (Pence dreamily visualizing himself as Pelosi). Trump, a known autagonistophiliac, was not getting off at Ms. Pelosi and Mr. Schumer's attempt at chrematistophilia. Though piquerism dominated the raucous trialogue, no one was seriously wounded thanks to Mr. Pence's providing somnophiliac relief.


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